462 Quotes About Absurd

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent

The mind, placed before any kind of difficulty, can find an ideal outlet in the absurd. Accommodation to the absurd readmits adults to the mysterious realm inhabited by children.

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Either you break the law, or the law breaks you.

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months