462 Quotes About Absurd

Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff

If you deny the existence of a higher being, you've never been to rehab

Діти, перед вами білочка, ворог лісів. (Зоя Жорівна підключає білочку до штепселя і продовжує розповідати.) Нервове посмикування білочки – це живе свідоцтво міці нашого електричного струму, а також розплата за загублену білочкою тайгу. (Зоя Жорівна виключа білочку і кидає у вікно її обсмалені рештки.)

He had too much to think about. In the course of his long, useless marches he had sunk deeper and deeper into the tangle of his botched life as into a clump of brambles, and still he had found no meaning or consolation.

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds

...'Well, I think of you as a straight shooter, Sheriff, but one who can't stop lustin' after the goddamn ineffable.'"She said that, hunh?""Yup.""Shitfire, Sheriff, what'd you do?""Well, I shot her.

Being born with a sickly resemblance to Henry Fonda was the first of a long series of practical jokes of which destiny was to make Major Major the unhappy victim throughout his joyless life. Being born Major Major Major was the second

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down