947 Quotes About Alcohol

When the Arabs untied him and carried him aboard the dahabeeyeh, a low, single-masted boat with a little cabin in the back, he was half delirious and muttering, 'Beer... beer...' Fortunately they seemed to recognise the word, and brought him a jug of what was, blessedly and unmistakably, beer.

But behold! As soon as I went out on the adventure-path I met John Barleycorn again.

How does a habitual male drunk confess his devastated sex life? He may say, “Alcohol has turned my relationship with sex into a 50-50 thing. My heart is willing, but my mid section is not quite able”. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the bastard that thought that one up.

She'd survived on wine and sugar for months because, fuck it, she never really got a childhood, and what was grief but an extended tantrum to be salved by sex and candy?

Our emptiness greatly exaggerates the pleasure of an orgasm, and that of being high or tipsy.

Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except of course when they are alone.

The organization called Alcoholics Anonymous is doing a wonderful job in trying to rehabilitate some of these men.

For some people quitting foods, say chocolate, can be as hard as kicking heroin is for a junkie. Food hooks people by triggering the exact chemical reactions triggered in the brain by hard drugs. Or nicotine. Or alcohol. Or shopping. Or sex.