947 Quotes About Alcohol

Love is alcohol.

Cover your glass in France or Germany --even worse, in England - and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will ask why you're not drinking. 'Oh, I just don't feel like it this morning.''Why not?''I guess I'm not in the mood?''Well, this'll put you in the mood. Here. Drink up.''No, really, I'm OK.''Just taste it.''Actually, I'm sort of...well, I sort of have a problem with it.''Then how about half a glass?

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.

Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next morning your head feels like its been hitten with a stick.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.

I always think the opening moments of a party are the hardest, before everyone has had enough to drink.

Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said severely, "in Gavagan's we will serve a man a drink to wet his whistle, or even because his old woman has pasted him with a dornick, but a drink to get drunk with I do not sell. Now I'm telling you you've had enough for tonight, and in the morning you'll be thanking me..." ("My Brother's Keeper")