947 Quotes About Alcohol

Drunkards have a problem, not with sobriety, but with reality.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Caution: Drinking is not good for the phone and Twitter.

You can drink yourself to sleep but not think yourself to sleep.

But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?

Come, drunks and drug-takers; come perverts unnerved!Receive the laurel, given, though late, on merit; to whom and wherever deserved.Parochial punks, trimmers, nice people, joiners true-blue,Get the hell out of the way of the laurel. It is deathless And it isn't for you.

I accept no responsibility for anything I did while drunk.

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.