588 Quotes About Aphorism

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

We buried the hatchet! We turned to more deadly weapons.

If I had a lot of money, I would buy a lot of things that I don't need.

You say my performance was great. Did you come up with that conclusion observing me or the audience?

Future generations will not fight over legacy. We'll leave them nothing.

Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.

Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

There are no artists! They all sell their works.