678 Quotes About Aphorisms

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.

Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.

Writing is beautiful, like putting on a gold suit and going to sleep in it.

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.