304 Quotes About Awkward

  • Author Keary Taylor
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    We didn't say or write anything for a long time. Normally silence like that was uncomfortable and awkward. Like you needed to say something to fill the empty space in the air. But it didn't feel like that with Samantha. Maybe it was because I couldn't say anything and fill the quiet, but I thought it was more about two people just being with each other, enjoying the slowdown and the rare sunshine.

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  • Author André Aciman
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    My father, who couldn't resist not leaving well enough alone and needed to top his entire performance with a little fillip of more recent vintage, added that what was truly amazing was that, in Israel and in many Arab countries nowadays, the fruit is referred to by a totally different name: mishmish.My mother was nonplussed. We all, including my two cousins who were visiting that week, had an impulse to clap.

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  • Author Kiyohiko Azuma
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    (Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach)...Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids...Sakaki: ...Eh? =-OOsaka: Some folks call 'em "Hemorrhoids", but others call 'em "Roids".Why does the one not have an "H" in it? Which one's right?Sakaki: ......Osaka: Would it be under "H" or "R" in the dictionary?Sakaki: ...I don't know. =/

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