2,116 Quotes About Baby

Since women are better at producing babies, presumably Nature has given men some talent to compensate. But for the moment I can't think of it.

I've been waiting a long time. We're taking this baby back home and putting it in the trophy room.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Baby get ready, get set, please don't go.

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

A lot of great music got easily dismissed because the baby boomers threw their weight around and we had to listen to Motown 'til our ears bled,

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

Seems like the court kind of split this baby right down the middle, ... Gore won a little bit and Bush won a little bit.

I helped deliver the baby and everything. That was probably the most exciting moment of my life, ... This is a somewhat-close second.