2,899 Quotes About Baseball

I've got a Don Baylor," J.T. said."California sucks this year."Ralph snickered. "I wouldn't use a Baylor card to scrape dog shit off the street.

New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.

one man asked his friend, 'So how is her figure?', to which the reply was, 'Ballpark'.

Fat fingers dance acrossthe clattering keyboardGrinding out meaningEnnobling the actionsOf real men doing something tangiblefor a livingAnd not sitting on their asses“analyzing” shit.Pathetic.—Baseball Players’ Poems about Sportswriters and Sportswriting

If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.

Everyone has the fire, but the champions know when to ignite the spark.

Being a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way.

Baseball builds more character than bible.

How soon do you think it is? Time will tell me. When it's autumn, the leaves fall. When the time comes, I'll know it. [Responding to a question about when he will start throwing his slider in his attempt to comeback from a career-ending stroke.]