948 Quotes About Cat

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Baby human died, baby cat died yesterday... dead is part of our life beyond and above us!

Nancy took her tiny little baby and held him down toward Norton."Look Norton," she said, "This is a baby."Norton looked up at Charlie, took him in, and sort of nodded as if assimilating the information.There was a very long pause, and then I heard Nancy gulp."You've finally done it," she said to me."What?" I wanted to know."Most mothers would have said, 'Look, Charlie, this is a cat.'"I started to laugh."Not with Norton," I said.

Now that that's settled, you're coming with me.""Never in a billion suns. Not even if Zeus showed up as a swan and tried to peck me in your direction. I wouldn't go with you even if my other option was Hades dragging me to the Underworld for an eternal threesome with Persephone.

Maruman does not loll.

Dammit Bard, you're going to set the cat on fire.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.