802 Quotes About Clever
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That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.
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Don’t judge a book by its cover because the criminal justice system is already overcrowded as it is.
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which is why mimes are rarely invited to birthday parties, as the gifts they gave were usually invisible boxes.
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even that store with a counter-productive name that must have been created by a linguist, called ‘Tattalso parlor’ in lieu of the much more conventional ‘Tattoo’.
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one man asked his friend, 'So how is her figure?', to which the reply was, 'Ballpark'.
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this Mime here said to the others 'I wouldn’t talk if I were you' before their exam.
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vanilla, chocolate, strawberry (for some unfair reason according to strawberry it is always third in that list)
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much like a when a bullfighter comes home he struts through the matadoor
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a time ago when Timbuktu was only Timbuk 1
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