1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Is your name even David?' I asked as I yanked my panties back on.'Is yours Melanie?' he inquired, buttoning his jeans.'I asked first,' I countered, wondering for the umpteenth time why being an idiot came so easily to me.

Listen to Understand. Not to Reply!!!!

IF A THING IS WORTH HAVING, ITS WORTH CHEATING FOR.

Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social?

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

The only way to get the ending you want is to write your own story.

This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway