1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.

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You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.

She deliberated too much afore making decisions; he acted on instinct. He liked Oreos, she preferred pasta worms.

I asked you a question. What are you doing here?"Resting his elbows on the side of the tub, he smiled lazily. She hated it when he smiled lazily. "Waiting for the bubbles to evaporate," he said.

I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.

My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.