1,680 Quotes About Comedy

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

Good comedy is ageless.

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.

Things have always sort of happened for me. Something else always comes up.

For me, it really first has to be a good story and be funny. If you're doing sincere comedy, the edgy stuff kind of happens on its own.

For some reason, people with comedy, any time they can detect a pattern, it kind of freaks them out. 'Those guys are always together!' Yeah, they're a comedy team. Anything they can recognize as a pattern they think is a hole.

(My father) he would be surprised to know he was still popular today, ... He told me, when he was quitting the Marx Brothers, (that) their kind of comedy was old-fashioned.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.