1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Je suis capable du meilleur et du pire. Mais, dans le pire, c'est moi le meilleur !

Dans la vie y'a pas de grands, y'a pas de petits. La bonne longueur pour les jambes, c'est quand les pieds touchent par terre.In life, there are no tall or short people. The right length for a person's legs is when their feet touch the ground.

Tant qu'on fait rire, c'est des plaisanteries. Dès que c'est pas drôle, c'est des insultes.It's a joke as long as people are laughing. If it's not funny, it's an insult.

Something a bit less brown this time, please?All this talk of dung, you see, has rather put me off the Kahlua...

Some humor experts say the secret to humor is to combine something unexpected with something bad and then make sure it's happening to someone else. But if that's all it took, serial killers would be winning comedy competitions.

The biggest danger to think you're doing something very important is this: Maybe what you're doing isn't important at all! And to think you're doing something important when you're doing totally unimportant thing is nothing but a great comedy!

I believe we all need to think about the power and impact of our words on others. Words are not 'just words', and whilst laughter can often be an important and powerful release, we have to consider how our humour is impacting on all those who are listening, and then decide just how much we give a fuck about whether we offend them or not. After all, some listeners might still be idiots.

I am already ready to remedy any tragedy with a steady coming comedy.

If you say enough idiotic things in a row, you're a comedian?