1,680 Quotes About Comedy

My therapist has helped me learn to understand that if you don't unpack your own emotional baggage it's no longer baggage--it's deadweight.

Ever notice there are no clocks in stores? It's like casinos; they don't want you to know how much time you've spent dropping your quarters.

genetically modified organism (GMO): (n.) member of the public who has regularly consumed the biotech industry’s food products.

It was like a comedy by Shakespeare. All the ends of the story were being bound up in a good way.

We all enter this world crying. Laughter is something we have to learn.

After a certain age, you finally become the indisputable authority on the subject of yourself.

I'd say it's time for women to make a stand. And it's far, far easier to make a stand when you're wearing comfortable shoes.

Having an unresolved Bad Boyfriend issue is like carrying around credit card debt . . . which can still show up and wreck your rating.

Since little-girlhood, we're trained to find the Big Bad Wolf seductive.