1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Everyone knows WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book in which all roads lead to death.

Can you fail and still be strong, Can you not fit in and accept yourself, Can you lose everything and still keep searching, Can you be in the dark and still believe in the light.

Martha saw that Anna-Greta had really met Mr. Right. The man had a hearing aid. He probably turned it off.

I'm sick and tired of everyone making fun of the size of Trump's hands. We should all be bigger than that.So should Donald Trump's hands

Holly was staring at me. "Who were you talking to just then?""No one! You!""I don't believe you.""Look, does it really matter right now?""If we're going to be working together, Lucy....""Oh, hell! All right! I'll tell you! It's an evil haunted skull that lives in my backpack! Happy, now?

The function of my comedy is not to provide answers, but to postulate questions, impertinent questions and therefore finally, pertinent questions. Not to open doors, merely to unlock them. To not invade the boundaries of probability but stabd a cool guard this side of the boundaries. Somewhere between there's a thesis. To pump up the muscle of dialectic (or in my case Di-Eclectic!) against the brawn of surrealistic solution.I play not Hamlet, but the second gravedigger, not Lear but the fool.

I stomped to the door, which was dumb because nobody can hear teenagers stomping in space. What's the point stopping if no one can hear you?

I'm only here for the food. I'll pass on the fun.

If tragedy is about the fact that people are mortal, then comedy is about the fools we make of ourselves on the way to the grave.