1,680 Quotes About Comedy

theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body

I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.

Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade with me to strip life down to what really is true.

People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.

Liked" was the kiss of death. "Loved" or "hated" interested him. At least the performer had aroused emotion.

I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

I don't write comedy. I write drama that's funny.

Everybody laughed for a long time, for it was the kind of joke that seemed to grow on you. You would laugh and eventually stop. But after a few minutes you would think of the joke again, and you would burst out laughing all over again.

…you either do or do not have a comedy mind, whatever that is, maybe a heightened sense of the ridiculous and the absurdity of life…We are all crazy and crazed.