32 Quotes About Comic-strip-mama

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart!

You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.

People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It’s important & absolutely necessary!

If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this...Don't take life WAY too seriously.