2,124 Quotes About Crazy

- Ya sé que Antonio Machín lo hizo antes pero no tengo más remedio que preguntártelo: ¿cómo se pueden tener dos amores a la vez y no estar loco?- Facilísimo: estando loca.

She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.

I'd always thought that in another world, in another time, if he hadn't been so crazy abusive, Tristan and I could have been a beautiful thing. Our connection could have been the work of art that every other relationship fell short against. I could feel it now in the way he held my hand. I could feel it in the way my heart stirred when I heard his voice.

Wine and a straitjacket. That pretty much sums it up.

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

I suppose if you take one part asshole and mix one part drugs, then stir in too much money for a man’s own good, this is the kind of crazy gravy you end up with.

Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to lose.... and when you revel in victory, make like it's a dirty win

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it