381 Quotes About Dark-humor

From the start he'd sworn to himself that the job would never make him callous. But here he was, annoyed at someone for having the gall to get murdered when he had other plans.

In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain creeps through a sluice of calm.

It's amazing what the discovery of a corpse can do for one's spirits.

You can tell you're getting old when the heat blast from your birthday cake candles feels hotter than the surface of the sun.

School never teaches you about this mangled human slime, it slays me. You spend all your time learning the capital of Surinam while these retards carve their initials in your back.

Reality stands on its head when a man climbs higher by reaching lower.

Casual text can lead to a pun in the oven.

Don't pull down if it don't pull you up.

If we had no faults of our own, we should not take so much pleasure in noticing those in others.