53 Quotes About Dark-humour

Do you ever think you might be a different species of human, knitted out of raw DNA in a laboratory like in The Island of Doctor Moreau, and then turned loose to see if you can pass yourself off as normal or not?

It’s not easy to be God.

Laughing at their own destruction, casual about carnage. Maybe laughing was the only way to survive it all.

Life doesn't end, you just run out of road.

Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course never use it for destructive purposes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...

Mrs. Henderson looked up at the sheriff and smiled pleasantly."Is my husband still alive?" she asked."Yes, ma'am. He's hanging in there," he replied."Good," she said. "I hope he lives."The sheriff nodded. The old woman smiled."Because I really want to stab him again."Wit that, Mrs. Henderson went back to reading the Bible.

Everyone gets tortured these days. Skulduggery by Serpine, who then turned around and did that red right hand thing at you. Then Skulduggery was tortured again by the Faceless Ones. I figured it was my turn, you know? You're not part of the team if you haven't been tortured- that's what I always say. Well, I'll be saying that from now on anyway.

He looked at the silver pocketknife in his hand. An idea came to him – possibly the stupidest, craziest idea he’d had since he thought, Hey, I’ll get Percy to swim in the River Styx! He’ll love me for that!

If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light.