1,975 Quotes About Dating

I am looking for the one I can’t fool.

Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? ...He could have a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they're twenty-eight.

The joy of intimacy is the reward of commitment.

And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping with Laurel—”“I’m not sleeping with Laurel. We’re dating.”“Right, and the two of you are just going to hold hands, admire the moon, and sing camp songs.”“For a while. Minus the singing.

Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.

Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments.

If you never learned to hold onto someone, how could it possibly hurt now to let them go?