31 Quotes About Diploma

- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made before the real lessons sunk in never fade. No matter how high you hang those official documents with their official seals and signatures, how shinning and polished the frame, your reflection in the glass will never let you forget how stupid you felt when you didn't know any better.

Travel is the best school; it has the best teachers because everything seen is a teacher; and this colourful school’s diploma is wisdom!

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

We could never agree about Boogie and I didn't share Miriam's reverence for professors. In fact, just in case I haven't mentioned it before, the pride of my office wall is my framed high-school graduation certificate, lit from above. Miriam has reproached me for it. "Take it down, darling," she once pleaded. But it still hangs there.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

A driver’s license is an uneducated man’s diploma.

Zjarri i oxhakut paskej qenë paralajmërim për një jetë të ashpër. Universitetin e kryeva 9 vjet pas gjimnazit. Jo për ç’ka kërkova, letërsi. Më dërguan për inxhinier miniere! Shkova se duhej një shkollë e lartë, duheshin disa vite Tirane. Më vonë do të merrnin vlerën e viteve pranë “tiranisë së Tiranës”. Ditën që na dhanë diplomat, nuk provova asnjë gëzim. Ndonse edhe për shkrimtarët, asokohe, thuhej se ishin “inxhinierë të shpirtrave njerëzorë”!