1,261 Quotes About Drinking

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.

It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

Love is alcohol.

Ever heard the phrase, 'candy is dandy but liquor is quicker?'"Great she wanted to get me drunk."Ah...ever heard of underage!""Where there's a will there's a way," she said, matter-of-factly."That's your great plan?

Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really guilty about getting drunk last night,' we say, when in actual fact we feel no guilt whatsoever or, at least, we could choose to feel no guilt. When people say to me, 'I drank too much last night,' I always reply, 'I drank exactly the right amount.

You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love... but I tell you this, something is coming, and we'd be fools to ignore it.""When have I ever claimed not to be a fool?