1,261 Quotes About Drinking

When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order

Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with your neighbor every now and then.

He was in that stage of love–and of liquor–where one is completely taken up with oneself, and can get along very well without the other party.

It was one of those striking moments in life where you find familiarity in the inexplicable.

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing.

Besides, she was alone and those who drink alone, she decided, had no need of any impediments to the pure act of consumption.

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

Writers choose to drink because of their inability to cope with the daily hassles of being part of a society. Why shouldn’t they? Every day an intelligent human being is plagued with bills, horrifying news stories and general idiocy that slowly grinds away at their psyche, breaking off pieces of it that may never fit again.