113 Quotes About Drunkenness

At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.

Big destiny is a thing you get drunk on.

The shot glass is half drunk.

I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.

It was vertigo. A heady, insuperable longing to fall. We might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. Aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than stand up to it. He is drunk with weakness, wishes to grow even weaker, wishes to fall down in the middle of the main square in front of everybody, wishes to be down, lower than down." -Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, p. 76

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You were just supposed to be a one night stand but you poked my eye, and kissed me sweet and listened to my car. Now, I kinda wanna keep you.