315 Quotes About Employees

You know that when ex-military personnel start assassinating their own government's agents that something funky is going on.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

The primary purpose of human resources is to protect the company at the expense of the employees.

Employment was invented to make education seem useful.

With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.

If your employees are happy, they become your salespeople who speak with utmost passion for the company they work for.

To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.

In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.

My men are my money.