242 Quotes About Fruit

Fruits are naturally nurtured candies.

Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain’t the best till it’s been through some goo.

Agnes walked in with a tray of gorgeous raspberry tortes, fruit sorbet, and pistachio ice.

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.

In this day and age, it is hard for a saint to trust the cucumber.

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


It’s when the apples ripen in the fall that I come to realize what the trees have been up to all summer. And when the fall of my life comes, will I have apples?

...the reality of late summer and early autumn when Adelaide, more than any place on earth, and as simply as pouring tea from a pot, pours fourth from a lavish cornucopia into gardens and parks and markets and arcade stalls a cascade of carnations and grapes and melons, guavas and Michaelmas daisies and tomatoes, zinnias and belladonna lilies and tuberoses, lavender and quinces and cumquats and pomegranates, roses and roses and roses.

Nothing comes as an accomplishment instantly. Success does not come overnight. Patience is the key! Grow up and be the tree; but remember it takes dry and wet seasons to become a fruit bearer, achiever and impact maker!