316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.

Do you remember what I forgot?

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.

Clouds are high flying Fog

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

Entah kenapa, masa lalu selalu membuat gue tertawa setiap kali gue mengingatnya. (Catatan Mantan Playboy, halaman 137)

You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!

His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me, reading my feelings. Tucker was only trying to see his own reflection. Disturbing on several levels.

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.