29 Quotes About Funny-but-sad
- Author Johnny Rich
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So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?
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- Author David Cross
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Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
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- Author Orson Scott Card
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I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.
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- Author Matthew Heines
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Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.
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- Author Matthew Heines
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Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.
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- Author Matthew Heines
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Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.
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- Author Matthew Heines
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Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.
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- Author Matthew Heines
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Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture?
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- Author Matthew Heines
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Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?
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