286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

Anything can be art, it just might be bad art.

You're not the butcher, selling sausages. You're the cow, pre-sausage.

The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.

Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?

Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.

Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?

Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.

You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.

All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.