286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.

The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.

On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.

An entertaining must-read for any discerning traveller – Audley Traveller magazine

Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence.

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he's gone too far. Unfortunately, I can't put a cover of my book My Year in Oman with Mr. Williams' picture on the cover.

Am besten cremst du sie schon hier ein", sagte ich."Im Freibad ist sie immer sofort im Sand und wenn sie dabei noch fettig ist, hast du ein paniertes Kind."Er nickte. Und seufzte tief.