286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

Space was good right now.They needed a cushion of air to hold all the angst swirling between them.

The next time you lose your temper, better use torch light and find it so that you won’t be careless with your temper again

247. By definition if you commit any crime at sea, you're considered a pirate.

Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.

First comes the fun, then comes the great idea.

you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying.

Really, you're not to blame. It is such a shame that your imaginary pal, your god is but a hateful, intolerant, misogynistic sod, akin the vilest of humans. So, per se it is not your fault. You're just a simple fellow following a distasteful simpleton. You're just being Him.

What could I possibly tell you. Religious nuts know it all. But for one thing - that they are butt-holes.

If your believed-in god is patently more stupid than you, and you're yet following this buffoon; you're as silly, and an idiot too.