55 Quotes About Funny-love

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you

I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference.

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)