59 Quotes About Funny-marriage

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.