45 Quotes About Funny-relationship

I believe marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

My mother's last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love, love.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices.

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.