129 Quotes About Gaming

And you thought women were the only backstabbers...well, you were wrong, Club Man!

There is no way I'm parrying that shit, dude. You really think I could parry that? I could try. I could try. I'll get my dick smashed in, but I could try.

It's personal now. It's personal between me and Sir Clubbington.

Fuck that guy's couch. I'm just going to get my 7,000 souls and saying sayonara to that dude.

Torrent357, what is up? Welcome to the Aarosphere. Thank you for joining us. Hope you had the pleasure of watching me get a club smashed through my dick right there. If not, just continue to hang out and I'm sure you'll see it again here in a second ... Cash, why don't you go ahead and help him feel at home while I stand there and almost get cold-clocked to death.

Havel's a little bitch and he needs to die, cause there's only one king of this forest and he doesn't have a granite club. He's got a tiki skirt and a whole shit load of resolve. Let's go.

On the one hand we have the playing mind—innovative, magical, boundless. On the other is the gaming mind—concentrated, determined, intelligent. And on the hand that holds them both together we have the notion of playing well.

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt.

Even the most outspoken of the critics must admit that long before we had print and film media to "spread the word," mankind was engaged in all forms of cruel and despicable behavior. To attribute war, killing, and violence to film, TV, and role-play games is to fly in the face of thousands of years of recorded history.