118 Quotes About Geek

Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.

He knew for a fact that he was so hopelessly bad at seeing through camouflage that, if left alone in the forest, he might even attempt to make fire by rubbing two snakes together.

I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting.

I was limited by stories that came before mine.We are so often limited by our own expectations of stories, by the stories that came before, by the heroes who came before.… How is it we can bear to live with ourselves, as readers and storytellers, if we swallow those limitations without questioning them?

The sad fact is, there are 7.220.400.641 people on the planet, but right now I haven't got a single one to talk to.

I can change my plans. But I can't change my family.

And this way, l'll leave everything behind before it gets the chance to do the same to me.

Why do you always rescue me?" — "Every Cinderella needs a fairy godmother. But sometimes your fairy godmother needs you right back.

They say that life is just a blank chain, and precious moments are the beads we hang off it to make it beautiful.