47 Quotes About Gin


  • Author Will Oldham
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    I am drinking againI'm on my seventh cold glass of ginLife is a tribute to youAnd so is dyingAnd drinking in this wayTo die is what I'm tryingI am drinking againI'm on my ninth cold glass of gin

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  • Author Dylan Moran
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    The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have to be 45, female and sitting on the stairs. Because gin isn't really a drink, it's more a mascara thinner. "Nobody likes my shoes!" "I made... I made fifty... fucking vol-au-vents, and not one of you... not one of you... said 'Thank you.'" And my favourite: "Everybody, shut up. Shut up! This song is all about me.

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  • Author Sarah Caudwell
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    Things, since you left, have not gone well with me: they have taken me from a place where there was gin to a place where there is no gin[.]

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  • Author Wallace Thurman
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    Beloved, we join hands here to pray for gin. An aridity defiles us. Our innards thirst for the juice of juniper. Something must be done. The drought threatens to destroy us. Surely, God who let manna fall from the heavens so that the holy children of Israel might eat, will not let the equally holy children of Niggeratti Manor die from the want of a little gin. Children, let us pray.

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