620 Quotes About Girlfriend

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

The greatest thing about me isn’t even a part of me. It’s you.

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Don’t make the mistake of looking down on your partner. You’re only on that pedestal because they put you up there.

When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.