65 Quotes About Goats
- Author Junot Díaz
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You said something slightly off-color about her shoes and she brought up the fact that you had a slow eye and danced like a goat with a rock stuck in its ass. Ouch. You would just be playing and homegirl would be coming down on you off the top rope.
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- Author Mercedes Lackey
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There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt your ears, and annoy the goat.’ I can say without fear of contradiction that the goat is getting annoyed.
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- Author Andrew Paul Grell
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Precisely how are we supposed to win a war if we're not allowed to, you know, actually shoot anyone? --From SCAPEGOATS: The Goat Protocols
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- Author Mary Jane Hathaway
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I saw goats. A party can’t be all bad when you have goats,” Lucy said.
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- Author Sorin Suciu
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On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.
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- Author Brian D'Ambrosio
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The heart is only grain and goatsand the price of healthit cleans it riflessmokes its herbsbreaks out a beer bottle or twoits precious radiosstrapped up for protectionwith ragged black tape
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- Author Mehmet Murat ildan
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Look carefully at the goat sitting on the edge of the cliff: Everything that shows you the peace of being fearless is a great teacher for you! That goat is a teacher for you, respect him!
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- Author Bryn Hammond
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Perceptions? Yesugei didn't give a goat's toenail about perceptions, but society was society. ...'Who gives a billy's balls what one or two wives have to say?''Quite, father.' This was strong language, to cite the nether parts, stronger than toenails.
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- Author Nichita Stănescu
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I will lose the habit of stars in the heavens, as frozen water loses the habit of snowflakes. I will take my frozen body, and give it to the young goats that they might graze it.
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