65 Quotes About Goats

  • Author Junot Díaz
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    You said something slightly off-color about her shoes and she brought up the fact that you had a slow eye and danced like a goat with a rock stuck in its ass. Ouch. You would just be playing and homegirl would be coming down on you off the top rope.

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  • Author Mercedes Lackey
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    There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt your ears, and annoy the goat.’ I can say without fear of contradiction that the goat is getting annoyed.

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  • Author Brian D'Ambrosio
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    The heart is only grain and goatsand the price of healthit cleans it riflessmokes its herbsbreaks out a beer bottle or twoits precious radiosstrapped up for protectionwith ragged black tape

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  • Author Bryn Hammond
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    Perceptions? Yesugei didn't give a goat's toenail about perceptions, but society was society. ...'Who gives a billy's balls what one or two wives have to say?''Quite, father.' This was strong language, to cite the nether parts, stronger than toenails.

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