99 Quotes About Haha

It's not really your land," Merripen had told him, "until you've put some of your own blood and sweat into it." "Is that all?" Leo asked sarcastically. "Only blood and sweat? I'm certain I can find one or two other bodily fluids to donate if it's that important."- Merripen & Leo

Zev patted his sword. “No problem then. I can take on the entire Lycan world for you, with a kid no less, just so you can get your beauty sleep.” “My lifemate is Tatijana and you see what she looks like. I can’t risk looking like I’m Dracula.” Zev laughed softly. “I don’t know what that woman sees in you.” “Quite frankly, neither do I.

At least work keeps you from your vices," Win quipped one evening before supper, rubbing his hair affectionately as she joined him in the parlor. "I happen to like my vices," Leo told her. "That's why I went to the trouble of acquiring them."- Win & Leo

If someone is robbing us, come back after buisness hours!" Calla's voice came from upstairs.

I guess it would be too much to ask to let Savannah bite my neck.” Gary made an attempt at humor. He was rubbing his neck, every Dracula movie he had ever seen going through his mind. A low growl rumbling in Gregori’s throat was his answer.

I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you!

We should get these wet clothes off," I say conscious now of the cold.A smile breaks over Colton's face. He raises an eyebrow. "Yeah?

This stupid toaster is ruining my life!

#LateNightMusingsIf you sext, do you get a phoner?-Buzzboss