528 Quotes About Hilarious

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked..."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.'Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered.

Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, I’m using my hand to write this note…get your mind out of the gutter.

What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?"Adrian grinned. "Nah. They all feel bad for you. You'll achieve martyrdom after dancing with a mean, wicked vampire. Job security with the Alchemists.

NO MATING.

Get this: how many Weavers does it take to screw in a light bulb?'Kate folded her arms, her expression aloof. Acciper pensively scratched his beard, withholding his ignorance.'One?' ventured Vivian.Lucian's boyish face split into a grin. His body filled up with the imminent rumble of laughter.'Two Weavers. One holds the light bulb and the other one spins reality around it.

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

Oh- and grab the plastic bag over by my suitcase."I slug down the last of the coffee and get up. The bag contains panty hose. I put them on her desk."They're for you.""You want me to look homeless, desperate, but also kind of fabulous?

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.