528 Quotes About Hilarious

If in doubt, cheese has been always the answer..

Sometimes things need shaking up. You’ve got to test the limits.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

Nothing like a bit of flattery to grease the wheels.

Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the door and see if I'd like it. If I'd like it, buy it for me. But nothing cheap. I have standards. Nothing too expensive, either. My standards aren't that high.

Which college?''Hmm?''Which college do you go to?'Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.''I'm sorry?''Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.

My greatest privilege is being married to a gentle loving husband. I am very grateful God made our path cross.

Who am I?What is my mission?

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.