528 Quotes About Hilarious

I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon

I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

A conglomerate heap of trash, that's what I am. But it burns with a high flame.