177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head?

Love is a damagemade to the heart,violence,fate thats written,Changeable by distance,Breakable by time...!

Just two naked guys enjoying a manly hug in the middle of the apocalypse. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Apocalypse

Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers!

The wealthiest Person on earth is one who is free from the love of Money

I didn’t hear you, what did you say?” he asked smiling, knowing full well he heard me just fine.“I – LOVE – YOU!” I repeated, emphasising each and every word. “Did you hear me now or would you like me to repeat it?”“As often as possible, I would hope,” he said, kissing me softly under the evening sky.

Every letter was a love letter. Of course, as love letters went, this one could have been better. It was not very promising, for instance, that Madeleine claimed not to want to see him for the next half-century.

No one, I repeat, NO ONE, wants to go on a date with someone with air brushed photos, or just that ONE pic someone took of you at the beach when you miraculously looked like Gwyneth Paltrow or Hugh Jackman back in 2006.

Guys who say in their profile how good they are at kissing, make me right away, not want to kiss them! #1, the truly gifted and confident don’t need to advertise, and #2 I want to get to actually know someone in person before I can decide if I want to start lip locking.