5,226 Quotes About Humour

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

We ask of you, greater demon-" Revenge, revenge, oh let it be some sweet, sweet revenge. "-to fix the village bake-off."He had to blink twice, then again for effect, "Excuse me?

Comedy connote confidence.

But the health clubs are a little too strict.What's with the high level of security? The picture IDs, the security guards, the people signing in and out... What is this, NORAD? I mean the people that have a membership go twice a year, who's breaking in? And what if they catch the person, what then? They run. That's aerobic, makes it even worse.

Our seriousness prevents us from enjoying the circus of life.

Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.

In some rare cases, a friendship between two people benefits both of them, and what’s more, in some rarer cases, it benefits both of them equally.

We are almost always way more grateful to be alive, when we are laughing, than we occasionally are, when we are praying.

Niagara falls, Viagra rises.