5,226 Quotes About Humour

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Plenty is the peace of the poor.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune...has already brought him acquittal!

Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.

Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly.“What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder intoan art form?”“But you haven’t actually killed anyone yet, have you? I readyour file.”He glowered. “Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven’t